Carry ten servings?! Can I have a forklift for that?
Energy Shot
You could easily carry ten shots... in a large purse or murse.
Taste
Brutal Energy
No taste! Easy-to-swallow tablets.
Energy Drink
Tastes so bad you can only drink a little at a time. No wonder so many people lug around a can all day long...
A ton of flavor selections... ALL BAD.
Think of the taste as a test of endurance. Are you man enough to drink this crap without gagging?
Energy Shot
If you don't like the taste, mix it with water and prolong the agony.
Does it come with a lemon wedge to kill the taste of the shot?
I never knew there was something out there that tastes worse than cough syrup.
Refrigeration
Brutal Energy
No refrigeration needed.
Energy Drink
If it tastes like s!@t when it's cold, I wonder how it is warm...
Energy Shot
No refrigeration needed - but does cough syrup taste any better chilled?
Size
Brutal Energy
Just 1 little pill.
Energy Drink
Why are you drinking ALL that? Preparing for a belching contest?
How many ounces?! Feeling bloated... I think I'm going to be sick!
Energy Shot
Just 1 little gulp – and a few minutes of a bad aftertaste.
Little size... Big Bad Taste
Sugar
Brutal Energy
No additional calories.
Energy Drink
YES! I'm trying to pack on a few pounds.
Energy Shot
Sure! I love adding sugar to my cough syrup.
Spillage
Brutal Energy
Won't spill or leak.
Energy Drink
Oops! Now how do I get rid of that stain...
There's nothing wrong with the can. It's the hole in your lip, stupid.
Energy Shot
If it's in your pants pocket, make sure the cap is tight or you'll look like you had an accident...
Longevity
Brutal Energy
Long shelf life.
Energy Drink
Opened the can? You'll need to finish it or toss it, pronto!
Energy Shot
Once opened, most recommend drinking within 24-48 hours.
I took Hangover Hater before and during a big Thursday night party. When I woke up, I went to work and was totally productive.
Sean S.
A half of bottle of tequila, a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor, and a six-pack of beer later, I went to bed expecting the same nauseous, hung-over morning that follows such a night. I am happy to say that I awoke refreshed and without any nausea or headache.
Matt B.
I love to drink all the crazy martinis - - especially the coffee ones, but they really mess me up. Hangover Hater cured that!
Patty G.
I was shocked when I didn't wake up with the usual splitting headache. Hangover Hater is great!
